Category: Joke Board
How do you wake Lady Gaga up? - P,p,p,p,poker face p,p,poker face
You have a ship out in the middle of the atlantic with Michael Jackson and a bunch of children on board. The ship hits an ice burg and starts to sink. The captian yells "Hurry, get on the life boat"
Michael says "But what about the children?"
Captian says "fuck the children."
Michael says "do we have time?"
What did the egg say to the boiling water? - I'm not ready to get hard yet I just got laid by a chick.
I local thief is going around looking in people's houses looking at wha he wants to steal. He peers into the window of this quiet house to see a woman sitting on the couch pinching her nipples and a man jacking off with an umbrella in his hand. The confused robber goes next door to confront thier nieghbors on this odd behavior. He explained what he had seen and the nieghbor chuckled, he said. "Oh them? They're deaf and all she was telling him to do was go milk the cow and he was telling her fuck you its raining outside."
Just a couple for now more to come later.
I didn't understand the first and the second was in very bad taste. But the third was funny.
I believe the first means to wake Lady gaga up you have to poke her in the face, "pokerface"
Ah. Gotcha.
Haha the second one is the best.
omg lol!
the first one was actually in a news paper over here.
love them
The second one was the best. Lol!